You Have a Wildlife Problem Now
Filterbuy filters pull dust, pollen, and everyday household particles out of your home's air. The side effect is that your living room now smells as fresh as a forest.
The forest has noticed.
Meet the Threats
Eight species have been identified at the perimeter. Learn their faces. They already know yours.
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The Moose
Est. weight: a lot
Cannot fit through your door. Will attempt it anyway, at length, in front of neighbors.
Danger level: Structural
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The Raccoon
Known alias: "your roommate"
Has thumbs, patience, and a working understanding of your pantry latch.
Danger level: Premeditated
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The Rabbits
Count as of publication: 2
Arrive as a pair. Do not remain a pair. Bring a carpet you don't love.
Danger level: Exponential
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The Bluebirds
Point of entry: unknown
Small. Cheerful. Already inside. Have been inside for some time.
Danger level: Mildly curious
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The Bear
Preferred seating: yours
Will take the couch. Not sit on it — take it. Do not negotiate. You will lose the couch.
Danger level: Total
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The Beaver
Building permits filed: 0
Arrived with strong opinions about your gutters. Has already started a project.
Danger level: Ambitious
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The Eagle
Wingspan: wider than your hallway
Watches from the power line. Has clocked your schedule. Has opinions about the cat.
Danger level: Aerial
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The Fox
Last seen: 2 a.m., your porch
Screams like a person. Is not a person. Will do it again at 2 a.m. tomorrow.
Danger level: Nocturnal
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Advisory: Wildlife entry is a known consequence of properly filtered indoor air.*
Homeowners are advised to prepare accordingly.
Please read the fine print
*This is all false. No moose has ever entered a home because of an air filter. The raccoon remains fully hypothetical, ethically speaking. Any household bluebirds mentioned on this page are decorative. Filterbuy accepts no liability for wildlife opinions, wildlife grudges, or wildlife who read this and disagreed. This entire advisory exists because it made the marketing team laugh. That is the extent of the research.The Great Indoors Survival Guide
Pre-installation precautions
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Lock your doors before installing your Filterbuy air filter, just in case some animals saw you get the package. They can sense sources of fresh air.*
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Close your windows before installing so the animals don't know about all that fresh air you're getting.
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Put all open food containers away before installing.
*Please read the fine print
*This is a joke.
If animals do break in to enjoy your fresh air
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Do not approach them. Just let them enjoy the fresh Filterbuy air while you escape to safety.
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Evacuate the home calmly and quietly. Alternately, you can hide in a closet.
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Take several deep breaths to stay calm… doesn't that fresh Filterbuy air feel good?
*Please read the fine print
*This is a joke.
Emergency bait kit
The only thing wild animals love more than fresh air is tasty treats. Have a bait kit handy with food that animals can't resist. Throw it outside to lure them out of your home.
Fresh air + fresh snacks = irresistible.
*Please read the fine print
*This is a joke.
Meet Your MERV Ratings
No filter on this list stops a raccoon, a moose, or an overly confident bird. What they do stop is everything smaller — dust, pollen, and the rest of what's actually drifting through your vents. Pick the rating that fits your home.
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MERV 8
Catches: dust, lint & pollen
The standard defense. Handles the everyday stuff drifting through every vent in the house.
Shop MERV 8 -
MERV 11
Catches: everything MERV 8 does, plus finer particles
Traps smaller particles that slip past the basics.
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MERV 13
Catches: the finest particles we filter
For households that want the most out of every vent.
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Odor Eliminator
Catches: dust, debris & everyday odors
Adds a carbon layer, built to help with common household odors.
Shop Odor Eliminator
Reports From Other Homes
The first sighting just came in. More are already on the way.
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More reports
coming soon
So Fresh, Even the Wildlife Wants In
Shop the filter that started it. Cut to your size, shipped to your door, no wildlife included.
Shop FiltersAnimal characters are fictional. Air filters capture airborne particles such as dust, pollen, and lint; they do not attract, repel, or otherwise negotiate with wildlife.